Hey babes! My name is sam, im 50% fluff and 50% dumb <3
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ifuckinglovenovahd:

Aleksandr..

canielele:

B̜̠̱̑͞ͅͅu̸̹̰ͤ̏̏t̯̳̥̪͍ṭͥ̊ͧͭ̾ͩͅeͨ̇̍͏r̰ ̞̩̙ͤ͜t̪ͮ̅͐͊̊̚î̺͙̩͉̙̋̇̔t̄̍̾͒̊s͓̪̺͈̯ͧ͒ͅ!͙͕͓͔̻͙

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this





alwaysdarkbefore-dawn:

allhailadryssa:

neairaalenko:

sexjesus:

claudiobeat:

Bohemian Rhapsody (Vocals Only) | Queen

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His voice was actual perfection.

I’m sorry, I know I only reblogged this the other day but I just…. It’s…. Wow. There’s never a time for it not to be on my blog.

o mio dio…

*removes one earbud* what

thesupernaturalcreatures:

kevin u little shit

francheschi:

BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE

[PUNCHES YOU TWICE IN THE FACE]

DARK DARK

dutchster:

i need tumblr to send me push notifications but for when somebody gets a crush on me



Track: Just some KootraHD

segimaru:

I like you moaning my name.

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

homebeccer:

flying-prussian-pugs:

rules-broken-fate-rewritten:

stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

IMPORTANT

the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.

I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.

jesse oh my god

electra-punk97:

look at how gay