Hey babes! My name is sam, im 50% fluff and 50% dumb <3
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nicevagina:

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

i’m glad she included the flip side

highandfunctioning:

s-burb:

I WANNA BE A PRETTY GIRL WHO WEARS FLOWY DRESSES AND BOWS AND CUTE SHOES

BUT I ALSO WANNA BE A GUY WITH BUTTON UP SHIRTS AND FACIAL STUBBLE

BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE A PUNK GIRL WITH TEAL HAIR AND CROSS JUMPERS

BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO BE A GUY WITH BEANIES AND COMBAT BOOTS AND PIERCINGS

What if every single morning in your life you were put in front of a customize your character screen

dlgr:

foxy-green:

bencarignan:

rickybrugal:

dorkly:

Female Fantasy III

Perfecto.

perfect

May they be forever alone for their elitist douche-baggery.

^^^ That comment

leftbeef:

facebook is starting to get it

Video Game Character Poster - Female Edition

Male Edition

diolalle:

oheyitsangie:

allblackerrthingus:

vogue-pussyxo:

Shit.

Fucking hell.

oh

Well then your psychiatrist is fucking shit, cause he’s supposed to help you, not encourage you to suicide.

^^^

cutiebabii:

I can’t draw guns so I gave dex a glowing thing that probably shoots out mayonnaise

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Anonymous asked: I FOUND YOU! YOU CHANGED THE STAFF POST OF THE IMAGE TO NOVAPOLITAN!! IT WAS YOU!!

MAYBE I DID *ghost emoji*

superpringle:

Pringle can be so lazy. Sometimes he just opens his mouth and waits for me to put food in.

cliffordgeuse:

balconyscene:

chdori:

every time this comes on my dash i watch it and every time it becomes even funnier than the time before and eventually it will be so funny that i will literally have an aneurysm and die.

no matter how many times i see this i can genuinely never tell if she’s being serious

sometimes I think about this girl and wonder where she is now

the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

Primary test results:image



Track: Who was your inspiration to go blond?

Aleks: Who was your inspiration to go blond?

James: Seamus

thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

the creatures + video games - inspired by x